"The mouth of an old man may smell but the advice coming form it is sweet."
Submitted by vikrant
"The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test."
"Perfect wife is the one who knows that no man is perfect."
"Marriage is functional in which the woman must cook the food every day and the man has to eat it every day."
"Love is the light of life; in marriage, it is the electricity bill."
"Love and war do not follow the ordinary rules of life."
"In the marriage, dialogues and sounds of the woman are written and directed by the man."
"In marriage, sometimes you have to fight, just so you can learn more from each other."
"If you want to keep the light in the marriage; you must also accept the shadows."
"If you think that you must grow corn, then it would better be on good terms with monkeys."
"Just because you are a good friend of a scorpion doesn't mean that you can't be stung by a bee."
"Honeymoon is a trial period in which no complaints will be accepted."
"Good advice is like a mini-skirt. It is short but covers the most important part."
"Don’t judge me just because you probably did the same thing."
"Don’t care about what people think about you. They don’t put food on your table or pay your bills."
"A successful marriage depends upon two things: to find the right person and to be the right person."
"A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband."
"A man starts growing old when his wishes turn into regrets."
"Ignorance is the only weapon that the devil can forcefully use against you."
"The reward of the fool is that they make you feel as if you were God."
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