"Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first."
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"Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener."
"Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
"A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it."
"Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings."
"Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot."
"Any man who married for money and got it. Earned it."
"He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job."
"If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers."
"Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases."
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
"No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes."
"The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets that she took him."
"Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence."
"Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant. Of a teacher and a learner."
"I've been married so long, I am on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce."
"A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one."
"Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can."
"Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly."
"The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds -- they mature slowly."
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