"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
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"Jokes are grievances."
"A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
"He jests at scars that never felt a wound."
"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world."
"All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits."
"The average man is proof enough that a woman can take a joke."
"Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman."
"Journalism is literature in a hurry."
Category: Journalism And Journalists
"A journalist is a person who has mistaken their calling."
"I find I journalize too tediously. Let me try to abbreviate."
"Write the news as if your very life depended on it. It does!"
"Journalism could be described as turning one's enemies into money."
"Journalism is organized gossip."
"Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it."
"If you can't get a job as a pianist in a brothel you become a royal reporter."
"Journalism is the entertainment business."
"If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our life with his lies."
"Every journalist owes tribute to the evil one."
"The man must have a rare recipe for melancholy, who can be dull in Fleet Street."
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