"Outward judgment often fails, inward judgment never."
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"Less judgment than wit is more sail than ballast."
"We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves by our intentions."
"People see themselves as the center of the universe and judge everything as it relates to them."
"It is with our judgments as with our watches: no two go just alike, yet each believes his own."
"Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins."
"Don't judge any man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins."
"I gleaned jests at home from obsolete farces."
"The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles."
"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
"Jokes are grievances."
"A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
"He jests at scars that never felt a wound."
"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world."
"All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits."
"The average man is proof enough that a woman can take a joke."
"Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman."
"Journalism is literature in a hurry."
Category: Journalism And Journalists
"A journalist is a person who has mistaken their calling."
"I find I journalize too tediously. Let me try to abbreviate."
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