"Fortune and humor govern the world."
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"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
"A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused."
"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."
"Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty."
"It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor."
"Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore."
"I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor."
"Even the gods love jokes."
"There are things of deadly earnest that can only be mentioned under the cover of a joke."
"One never needs their humor as much as when they argue with a fool."
"A poor joke must invent its own laughter."
"The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh"
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Humor is the affectionate communication of insight."
"Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else."
"Before honor is humility."
"Without humility there can be no humanity."
"Humility is indeed beatness, a compulsory virtue that no one exhibits unless he has to."
"They are proud in humility, proud that they are not proud."
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