"I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin."
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"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."
"I drink to forget I drink."
"I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise."
"It pays to get drunk with the best people."
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
"Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water."
"A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank."
"Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker."
"I only drink to make other people seem more interesting."
"Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!"
"A torchlight procession marching down your throat."
"This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler."
"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for."
"Old wine and friends improve with age."
"Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker."
"When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink."
"I do not live in the world of sobriety."
"Drunkenness is temporary suicide."
"They make much of our drinking, but never think of our thirst."
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