"When you are happy you can forgive a great deal."
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"Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast."
"What is forgiven is usually well remembered."
"Right actions in the future are the best apologies for bad actions in the past."
"The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter."
"It is a difficult matter to argue with the belly since it has no ears."
"For its merit I will knight it, and then it will be Sir-Loin."
"Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat."
"The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it."
"The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life."
"To eat is human, to digest divine."
"Square meals often make round people."
"I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people."
"When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor."
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
"Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly."
"One should eat to live, not live to eat."
"More die in the United States from too much food than from too little."
"God comes to the hungry in the form of food."
"It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs."
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