"Have I not destroyed my enemy when I have made him into my friend?"
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"People who take the sun-lit world of the senses to be good and real are living pitifully in a den of evil and ignorance."
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible."
"I'll fuck you till you love me faggot!"
"My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face."
"The greatest argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
"Don't let schooling interfere with your education."
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
"Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."
"A ship in port is safe...but that is not what ships are made for."
"Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing and regret it for the rest of the day. So now I will do the opposite, and I will do something."
"You come at the king, you best not miss."
"It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"
"Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing."
"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."
"Jesus it's hot in here? Right? No? It's fucking hot, you people looking at me like i'm crazy. You're crazy."
"I didn't live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale. Don't fix me your breakfast and pretend you're fixing mine."
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