"I think Obama can be very gracious when he wants to be, and I have no problem with him at all. I just have a problem with the situation we're in right now. It's nothing personal. When he came in I thought it was great. I thought the multiculturalism, the multiracialism was great. All that kinda stuff. But to me it's just about the work."
"This guy from over the road was talking to me earlier.
"My wife's just told me she's been having an affair with Dave the milkman," he confided.
"What? That fat ugly fucker I see every morning outside your house?"
"Yes," he laughed, cheering up.
"Why would Dave the milkman want to shag that?"