"Those who seek to remove from the public domain any acknowledgment of God aren't acting in line with the Founders' intent. The Founders didn't intend for the elimination of religion from the public square. We are a nation under God, and in God, we do indeed trust."
"The theory of evolution is a theory, and essentially the theory of evolution is not science - Darwin made it up. My objection is they should ensure whatever scientific material is being put forth as a standard should at least stand up to scientific method. Under the most rudimentary, basic scientific examination, the theory of evolution has never stood up to scientific scrutiny."
"I would hope that creationism is presented as a theory in the classroom, in a science classroom, alongside evolution. We’re simply saying to the ACT people we don’t want what is a theory to be taught as a fact in such a way it may damage students’ ability to do critical thinking."
"At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants."
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done."