"It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf."
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"The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break."
"New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there. Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you stop and clean it up."
"Perhaps the single most important element in mastering the techniques and tactics of racing is experience. But once you have the fundamentals, acquiring the experience is a matter of time."
"You don't suffer, kill yourself and take the risks I take just for money. I love bike racing."
"Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun."
"Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty."
"The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen."
"You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games."
"I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog."
"Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquillity."
"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work."
"Sometimes in football you have to score goals."
"Most ball games are lost, not won."
"Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five."
"Gray skies are just clouds passing over."
"If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out."
"Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top."
"Bulls do not win bull fights. People do."
"If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming."
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