"A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle."
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"If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee."
"Meek wifehood is no part of my profession; I am your friend, but never your possession."
"She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out."
"If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!"
"The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife."
"The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along."
"If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married."
"Nature meant me a wife, a silly harmless household Dove, fond without art; and kind without deceit."
"I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing."
"When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
"That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise."
"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."
"Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in."
"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
"Choose a wife by your ear than your eye."
"If wisdom were on sale in the open market, the stupid would not even ask the price."
"Many people might have attained wisdom had they not assumed they already had it."
"The best mind might be the wisest mind if it were a mind alone that produces wisdom."
"The wise man says it cannot be done, but the fool goes and does it."
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