"Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them!"
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Category: Taxes And Taxation
"In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin."
"No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction."
"Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder."
"Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund."
"Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf."
"The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has."
"Taxes, are the dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society."
"A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
"I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion."
"I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them."
"A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait for tax time."
"Of all our natural resources, the first one to be exhausted may be the taxpayer."
"Taxes and golf are alike, you drive your heart out for the green, and then end up in the hole."
"Today's dime is really a dollar with all the taxes deducted."
"The tax collector must love poor people. He is creating so many of them."
"The thing generally raised on city land is taxes."
"Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others."
"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
"The one exclusive sign of thorough knowledge is the power of teaching."
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