"Sex -- the great inequality, the great miscalculator, the great Irritator."
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"For once you must try not to shirk the facts: mankind is kept alive by bestial acts."
"Sex is the last refuge of the miserable."
"Sex is a short cut to everything."
"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."
"Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact."
"No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it."
"What will happen to sex after liberation? Frankly, I don't know. It is a great mystery to all of us."
"Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time."
"Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity."
"Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody."
"The highest panegyric, therefore, that private virtue can receive, is the praise of servants."
"Every great house is full of haughty servants."
"A good servant is a real godsend, but truly this is a rare bird in the land."
"Few men have been admired of their familiars."
"The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went."
"Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen."
"If we do not lay out ourselves in the service of mankind whom should we serve?"
"Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant."
"Customer needs have an unsettling way of not staying satisfied for very long."
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