"All men are two meters tall... give or take a meter."
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"What God wants are men great enough to be small enough to be used."
"The best pedigree in the world won't sell a lame race horse."
"No grand idea was ever born in a conference, but a lot of foolish ideas have died there."
"Sleep is better than medicine."
"Maturity is the time of life when, if you had the time, you'd have the time of your life."
"Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
"A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it."
"Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings."
"Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot."
"Any man who married for money and got it. Earned it."
"He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job."
"If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers."
"Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases."
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
"No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes."
"The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets that she took him."
"Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence."
"Junk is something you keep for years and then throw out two weeks before you need it."
"Anyone can be polite to a king. It takes a gentleman to be polite to a beggar."
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