"If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you."
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"Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award."
"I'm not happy. I'm not happy at all."
"I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons."
"Hindsight is always twenty-twenty."
"France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper."
"France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cannot tear the toilet paper."
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