"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it."
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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
"The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere."
"It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere."
"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."
"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."
"Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
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