"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it."
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"The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter."
"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."
"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer."
"The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot."
"Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told."
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