"I didn't always know it was a black thing. It took me a while to figure that out. I learned that shit in New York. I was in New York City. I was hanging out with a friend of mine, he was a white guy, we were just hangin out. We were lost in the city, ya know, we were smokin a joint. Now I don't know if it was a coincidence that we were lost and high and shit, but my white buddy he was smokin a joint ...'Dave! Dave! It's the God damn Cops! I'm gonna ask em for directions.' I said, 'Chip, no! Chip, don't do it!' It was too late. He was walkin over there this man was high as shit. 'Excuse me. Excuse me, sir.' Touchin himm and shit. 'Excuse meeee. Need some information.' Started confessin shit. 'I'm a little high...all I wanna know is which way is third street.' The cop was like, 'Hey! Take it easy!...You're on third street. You betta be careful. Go ahead move it. MOVE it!' That's all that happened that's the end of the story..."
"You're a white lady, you ever been pulled over before? Whata they say to you, 'Let me see your license and registration.' Right? See. See I'm just guessin. That's not what they say to us. You wouldn't believe what the say to us. It's like, 'Spread your cheeks and lift your sack.' What the Fuck? Excuse me? 'You heard me, spread open your cheeks and lift your sack.' I gotta driver's license too."
"Those white guys are the most dangerous motherfuckers in them groups. it's true, man. there's no telling what kind of crazy shit they've done to get them black dudes respect, but i'll tell you they've done some wild shit."