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"Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it."
"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk."
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"
"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd preferred to talk."
"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush."
"The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others."
"To err is human; to admit it, superhuman."
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes."
"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
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