"Don't jump on a man unless he is down."
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"Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals."
"Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it."
"Trust everybody, but cut the cards."
"The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married."
"The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here."
"Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable."
"A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable."
"A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case."
"It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it."
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