"I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin."
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"Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great."
"The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi."
"The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion."
"Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners."
"The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand."
"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
"An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer."
"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars."
"I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap."
"A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on."
"Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year."
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
"He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone."
"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
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