"Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor."
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"A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy."
"Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote."
"The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth."
"No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched."
"The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism."
"Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote."
"To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination."
"Patriotism is a arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles."
"An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out."
"Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few."
"I only drink to make other people seem more interesting."
"Love demands infinitely less than friendship."
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