"Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn."
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"A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in."
"You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation."
"An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued."
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