"One time, while I was having an out of body experience, my body went to Vegas...with all my credit cards. Had some kinda fling with a $500 a night hooker, but do ya think I could explain that to my wife? NO! Women see what they wanna see."
"I'd like to do some observational humor for ya now. I hope you can identify with it...Hey! Don't ya hate when you're in bed with three women, and the least attractive one whispers, 'Save it for me.' Man that's a drag!"