"I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play."
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"You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough."
"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."
Category: Taxes And Taxation
"Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people."
"Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum."
"It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor -- as long as you've got money."
"There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty."
"I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves."
"I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them."
"Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on."
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
"You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough."
"I always wake up at the crack of ice."
"I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin."
"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."
"I drink to forget I drink."
"I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise."
"It pays to get drunk with the best people."
"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest."
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