"Politics makes strange postmasters."
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"If there is anything a public servant hates to do it is something for the public."
"Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on."
"Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family."
"Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil."
"The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket."
"All the world loves a good loser."
"It's the good loser who finally loses out."
"Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience."
"A loafer always has the correct time."
"Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home."
"It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it."
"You won't skid if you stay in a rut."
"The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store."
"It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed."
"Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity."
"Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest."
"Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught."
"The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you."
"Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet."
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