"The only thing I like about rich people is their money."
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"The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything or nothing."
"The penalty for success is to be bored by people who used to snub you."
"Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women."
"I married beneath me. All women do."
"One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time."
"I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate."
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