"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it."
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"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today."
"Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
"Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?"
"Man cannot live by incompetence alone."
"If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again."
"Reality is for people who can't face drugs."
"Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents shortcomings."
"Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter."
"In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence."
"Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it."
"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."
"When I want your opinion I'll give it to you."
"Don't believe in miracles -- depend on them."
"The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure."
"Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert."
"Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices."
"Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."
"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise."
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