"The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood."
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"If you burn your neighbors house down, it doesn't make your house look any better."
"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it."
"Coaching is nothing more than eliminating mistakes before you get fired."
"No one has ever drowned in sweat."
"On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job."
"When all is said and done, more is said than done."
"Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated."
"You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him."
"Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it."
"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated."
"If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him."
"If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today."
"I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary."
"It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it."
"Don't be a spectator, don't let life pass you by."
"Most important thing a father can do is make sure the children know how much you love their mother. Nothing else is more important."
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