"I never loved another person the way I loved myself."
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"A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in."
"It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any."
"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."
"When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin."
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
"You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins."
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