"I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve travelled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down."
"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on four billion!... Fuck! Seven. Not even close. I need some more dice. Four billion divided by six... at least. Snake eyes!'"
"I never joined the army because "at ease" never seemed that easy to me. It seemed rather uptight, still. I do not relax by putting my arms behind my back and parting my legs slightly, that does not equal ease to me. At ease is not being in the military. I'm eased bro, cause I'm not in the military."
"You know they call corn-on-the-cob 'corn-on-the-cob,' right? But that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that 'corn', and they should call every other version 'corn-off-the-cob.' It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call my arm 'Mitch', but then reattach it and call it 'Mitch-all-together.'"