"Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to."
"The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don't believe that if a corporation pulls all the money out of you or a network pulls their money away or you get fired, you're being censored."
"The question I get asked by religious people all the time is, without God, what’s to stop me from raping all I want? And my answer is: I do rape all I want. And the amount I want is zero. And I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is zero. The fact that these people think that if they didn't have this person watching over them that they would go on killing, raping rampages is the most self-damning thing I can imagine."
"I’ve always said that I don’t respect people who don’t proselytize... How much do you have to hate somebody to believe everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?
I mean, if I believed, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that a truck was coming at you, and you didn’t believe that truck was bearing down on you, there is a certain point where I tackle you. And this is more important than that."
"If you want to know the scientific basis of atheism, you wanna talk to Richard Dawkins. If you want the historical and philosophical breakdown, you wanna talk to Sam Harris. If you want a modern day global feel of atheism, you talk to Christopher Hitchens. If you want a psychological breakdown of atheism, you talk to Daniel Dennett. If you want an atheist who dropped his cock in a blow-dryer, you talk to Penn Jillette."