"The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance."
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"Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."
"It is the final proof of Gods omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us."
"I love being a writer, what I can't stand is the paperwork."
"It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us."
"The rich aren't like us; they pay less taxes."
"Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked."
"There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you."
"The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds -- they mature slowly."
"The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults."
"Life is a zoo in a jungle."
"Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us."
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