"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
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"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age -- as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
"Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight."
"Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room."
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