"You know, we all think we've just missed out on the secrets of life and that everybody else has got it, but the wonderful secret is that we’re all equally afraid and uncertain, and that isn't a bad thing, it’s a wonderful thing."
"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that', as if that gives them certain rights. It's no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I'm offended by that.' Well, so fucking what?"