"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
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"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."
"Well, excuuuuuse me!!!!"
"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."
"Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty."
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