"I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw."
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"I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education."
"Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds."
"Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it."
"I'm as pure as the driven slush."
"I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right."
"If I had my life to live again. I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."
"I've been called many things, but never an intellectual."
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