"Don’t bury the past if you have intentions of visiting the grave on its anniversary."
Submitted by vikrant
"People change only for two reasons: 1) When you start making money. 2) When they start making money."
"The biggest waste of time in a man's life is to search for the reason why people hate him."
"Even if you are not asked anything, you just have to speak something to make someone believe that you are still a fool."
"A man’s character may be judged by how he gives you response to the same question asked by you the third time."
"There are three things most men love but never understand; females, girls and women."
"Some people use language to express thought, some to conceal thought, and others instead of thoughts."
"If you give the poor wool today, God will give you a sheep tomorrow."
"Life is just a journey between Delete and Recycle Bin in which love is a Virus."
"Whoever keeps his mouth shut when he realizes that he is wrong is wise and he who holds the mouth even if he is right is married."
"Those who say that simple things don’t matter should ask a lion how he feels when a fly enters a nostril."
"The mouth of an old man may smell but the advice coming form it is sweet."
"The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test."
"Perfect wife is the one who knows that no man is perfect."
"Marriage is functional in which the woman must cook the food every day and the man has to eat it every day."
"Love is the light of life; in marriage, it is the electricity bill."
"Love and war do not follow the ordinary rules of life."
"In the marriage, dialogues and sounds of the woman are written and directed by the man."
"In marriage, sometimes you have to fight, just so you can learn more from each other."
"If you want to keep the light in the marriage; you must also accept the shadows."
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