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"I used to cut myself to Dashboard Confessional, I love love"
"You'd be lawyer down, sir!"
"Cause the spirit of half-Christmas lives on in all of us. Just like a little baby alien."
"I totally would have DDT'd that guy but I pulled my back this morning...farting. I farted and my back went out."
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"That my friend, is totally loose butthole"
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