"Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries."
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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
"Two lives that once part are as ships that divide."
"The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation."
"You never really know a man until you have divorced him."
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles."
"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."
"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."
"You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother."
"Divorce is the sacrament of adultery."
"Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest."
"It takes two to destroy a marriage."
"If you think you have trouble supporting a wife, try not supporting her."
"A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue."
"It is he who has broken the bond of marriage -- not I. I only break its bondage."
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