"You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected."
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"Defeat has its lessons as well as victory."
"Do not run a campaign that would embarrass your mother."
"You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose."
"Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."
"I never vote for anyone. I always vote against."
"I always voted at my party's call, and I never thought of thinking for myself at all."
"Everybody except us is running for governor."
"The universe is not rich enough to buy the vote of an honest man."
"The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street."
"If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates."
"Elections are held to delude the populace into believing that they are participating in government."
"If elected I shall be thankful; if not, it will be all the same."
"Vote early and vote often."
"Finishing second in the Olympics gets you silver. Finishing second in politics gets you oblivion."
"My opponent called me a cream puff. Well, I rushed out and got the baker's union to endorse me."
"Which one of the three candidates would you want your daughter to marry?"
"The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old."
"There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket."
"Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost."
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