"I gleaned jests at home from obsolete farces."
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"The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles."
"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
"Jokes are grievances."
"A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
"He jests at scars that never felt a wound."
"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world."
"All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits."
"The average man is proof enough that a woman can take a joke."
"Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman."
"Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners."
"In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before."
"His hilarity was like a scream from a crevasse."
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