"Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives."
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"Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too."
"Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever."
"Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture."
"A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever."
"Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men."
"Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur."
"The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head."
"There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine."
"Men are seldom more commonplace than on supreme occasions."
"Banality is a symptom of non-communication. Men hide behind their clich?s."
"What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank?"
"It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk."
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it."
"Good bankers, like good tea, can only be appreciated when they are in hot water."
"Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies."
"Here's the rule for bargains: Do other men, for they would do you. That's the true business precept."
"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."
"Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on."
"Nothing is cheap which is superfluous, for what one does not need, is dear at a penny."
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