"A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it."
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"A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
"Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it."
"The tiny madman in his padded cell."
"A baby is God's opinion that life should go on."
"A soiled baby, with a neglected nose, cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty."
"I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting."
"A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set While your kids cry themselves to sleep."
"A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner."
"I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life."
"The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married."
"Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives."
"Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too."
"Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever."
"Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture."
"A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever."
"Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men."
"Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur."
"The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head."
"There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine."
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