"Men are creatures with eight hands."
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"It is much more easy to accuse the one sex than to excuse the other."
"The most unhappy and frail creatures are men and yet they are the proudest."
"Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are as strange as hell."
"Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils."
"I love the male body, it's better designed than the male mind."
"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
"Men are the dreams of a shadow."
"There are three classes of men; lovers of wisdom, lovers of honor, and lovers of gain."
"Men dream of courtship, but in wedlock wake."
"He may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so has Lassie."
"It is a man's world, and you men can have it."
"Silent men like still waters, are deep and dangerous."
"Prudent men woo thrifty women."
"There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly."
"Man is the only animal of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid of."
"To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo."
"The male function is to produce sperm. We now have sperm banks."
"Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one."
"Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly."
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