"Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside."
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"Uncertainty and expectation are the joys of life."
"Only Christ could have conceived Christ."
"A heroic figure... not wholly to blame for the religion that's been foisted on him."
"Thou has conquered, O pale Galilean."
"Every time that I think of the crucifixion of Christ, I commit the sin of envy."
"The tougher the job, the greater the reward."
"Our job is not to set things right but to see them right."
"Man's biggest mistake is to believe that he's working for someone else."
"Work harder on yourself than you do on your job."
"There is no indispensable man."
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat."
"The only job where you start at the top, is digging a hole."
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
"My job is never work -- the only time it seems like work is when I'd rather be doing something else."
"Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners."
"In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before."
"His hilarity was like a scream from a crevasse."
"Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves."
"Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding."
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