"Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth -- a sense of humor."
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"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
"I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?"
"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."
"Where ever you find humor, you find pathos close by it side."
"If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her."
"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun."
"Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors."
"Hunger is the best sauce."
"Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician."
"There is a passion for hunting something deeply implanted in the human breast."
"Courage and grace is a formidable mixture. The only place to see it is the bullring."
"To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job."
"You -- poor and obscure, and small and plain as you are -- I entreat to accept me as a husband."
"Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender."
"I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife."
"A good husband makes a good wife."
"Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended."
"I think every woman's entitled to a middle husband she can forget."
"The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it."
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