"Hypocrisy is the homage that vice pays to virtue."
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"Better to be known as a sinner than a hypocrite."
"Humility is the ladder to divine understanding."
"Be it ever so humble, there's no opinion like one's own."
"I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor."
"The secret to humor is surprise."
"We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers."
"We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him."
"Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain."
"Humor is just another defense against the universe."
"A rich man's joke is always funny."
"The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds."
"Comedy is a tragedy plus time."
"In the end, everything is a gag."
"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law."
"People of humor are always in some degree people of genius."
"Levity is often less foolish and gravity less wise than each of them appears."
"A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth."
"Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room."
"The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it."
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