"I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam."
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"A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light."
"If a woman driver ahead of you signals a left turn, be careful, she may turn left."
"Opiate. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard."
"Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic."
"Thou source of all my bliss and all my woe, that found me poor at first, and keep me so."
"Of course drugs were fun."
"Drugs are reality's legal loopholes."
"Words are the most powerful drugs used by mankind."
"Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?"
"I learned why they're called wonder drugs -- you wonder what they'll do to you."
"We're talking scum here. Air should be illegal if they breathe it."
"Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh just, subtle, and mighty opium!"
"Let us not forget who we are. Drug abuse is a repudiation of everything America is."
"I tried to give up drugs by drinking."
"I don't believe in playing hurt, in taking injections to cover the pain."
"It's an ordinary day for Brian. Like, he died every day, you know."
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."
"Prudent dullness marked him for a mayor."
"It is to be noted that when any part of this paper appears dull there is a design in it."
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