"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
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"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles."
"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."
"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."
"You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother."
"Divorce is the sacrament of adultery."
"Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest."
"It takes two to destroy a marriage."
"If you think you have trouble supporting a wife, try not supporting her."
"A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue."
"It is he who has broken the bond of marriage -- not I. I only break its bondage."
"Cure the disease and kill the patient."
Category: Health Care
"Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians."
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
"Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals."
"A skilful leech is better far, than half a hundred men of war."
"The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find."
"I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease."
"When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge."
"The practice of medicine is a thinker's art, the practice of surgery a plumber s."
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